I will soon be going to Scotland for a week with my kids. We will be staying by Loch Ness in a, I think, log cabin. It's on the quieter side of the Loch which can only be reached by the tiniest of winding lanes which was I think built as a military road after the Jacobite rebellion. Where we are staying is near to Boleskine House, which fans of the occult will know is the house of the self styled 'Most Evil man in England'

Aleister Crowley
Woo scary!!!!!

Who said       

“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law”

And

"Ordinary morality is only for ordinary people.”

Two extremely distateful quotes but the latter view was very prevalent at the turn of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Century. Raskolnikov expresses it in 'Crime and Punishment' as does D H Lawrence and of course it is a central plank of Fascism.

I've booked us in for two activities
Weaselling. This sounds really great, basically you get to the foot of a mountainside which is covered in huge boulders and then climb and tunnel you way to the top of the slope, wearing of a weasel suit is an optional extra.

The second activity is gorge swimming, basically scrambling up a gorge while getting extremely wet. Luckily, as I can swim as well as a cat, you have a bouyancy aid. Jumping of thirty foot drops is apparently optional, though I ought to check the small print on that!

gorge-swimming

We'll keep an eye out for Nessie but sadly I have lost my childhood faith in her existance. I will not,  however, be putting this to the test by swimming in the Loch as after all I may be wrong and would not like to achieve my five minutes of fame being devoured by a large and angry plesiosaur!

flipper nessie

This will be my first holiday without my wife and I am sure it will be a bitter sweet time. But I hope I can give the children a good time to remember.

Island off Coll - Heaven on Earth